I was out foreign last week, to a popular holiday destination. The passport queue was hilarious. I did a quick count on the arrivals board and the ratio of non-EU flights to EU flights was about 2:1. The locals had two booths open for the non-EU flights and four for us, with our passport checks being cursory and welcoming, while theirs involved questions, and far more keyboard tapping. The backlog of gammons was significant.