Attempted Coop by Turkey.

Early yesterday morning an unannounced invasion was launched into a Chicken Coop near Ballyseedy.

Turkies, on a mission to steal Avian feed, gandered into the hen house.

Rutger Hauer Mews was then a scene of feathered devastation.

Eye witness and survivor reports of forced egg laying and the slaughter of hatchlings.

Immolation took place at a very responsible 180 degrees Celsius .
 
Early yesterday morning an unannounced invasion was launched into a Chicken Coop near Ballyseedy.

Turkies, on a mission to steal Avian feed, gandered into the hen house.

Rutger Hauer Mews was then a scene of feathered devastation.

Eye witness and survivor reports of forced egg laying and the slaughter of hatchlings.

Immolation took place at a very responsible 180 degrees Celsius .

go away.
 
Early yesterday morning an unannounced invasion was launched into a Chicken Coop near Ballyseedy.

Turkies, on a mission to steal Avian feed, gandered into the hen house.

Rutger Hauer Mews was then a scene of feathered devastation.

Eye witness and survivor reports of forced egg laying and the slaughter of hatchlings.

Immolation took place at a very responsible 180 degrees Celsius .

That made me laugh out loud ya bastard.

😆
 
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