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Hope it's full of poo and porking xxx

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Gone off ice-cream Never seen anything like it.

How could it be?

Not sure is it because some air is being blown in my japper through to my bottom, but I always feel like doing a guff while I'm getting noshed. Anyone ever actually do a loud parp while being noshed?

for the lads...

No more than 2-4 for me I reckon. How about you?

Ever do it?

This is my favourite... what's yours? bmvmRxTKWwY

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Haven't got around to seeing it yet. I love a good 'whodunnit?. Is anyone else looking forward to watching it? I've heard that's it's pretty ok... but it helps if you've read the book. Looks like a great cast - Oldman, Hardy, Toby Jones, Firth etc. Spolier alert! I can't believe Colin Firth...

Surely only an asshole would think it is?

Left one in the jacks for 2 weeks when i went on hols there. Came back in it had dissolved into the water turning it a caramel coffee colour.

Would you prefer to have one of your eyes gauged out or one of your scrotums pulled off?

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It's really itchy. I think I've ate too many blueberries and oranges yesterday.

Who'd win in a fight: a 1 armed man or a 1 legged man? All other things being equal.