Recent content by The Lord of the Funk

Gavin and Stacy - tv show for morons

That sounds like a turn on...

walk past this most days and he's on his phone, rarely anyone else in his shop and wonder how does he survive...his loss i guess

must be one of those twats who wants only bookings via their app....few times seen places empty and turning me down saying only by app.....my hairdos are max 20 mins...sure if he wants to turn down cash

17 euro for a no 2 all over in Franco Barberi, fairly quick and no bull chit chat - good service

Erica Cody calling her to pull out despite finishing one of the runners up in the qualifying on the late late is a choice for her....bitter brat

they think its a substitute for a personality

How do you know someone went to Dubai, they'll tell you ten times in a conversation

Chelsea FC People who have been to Dubai and made it their whole personality

Ian Bailey and OJ meeting up at the pub in the afterlife

Go in there with my gaeltacht buddies and see how long it triggers them

now he's married to a 18 year old

She irritates the fcuk out of me with her incessant turning what only needs sentence into a 10 minute ramble

Poor Jimmy