The Official Man Utd Thread - Part 3.

[Purple Monkey Dishwasher]

I can’t ever remember him being injured in his 4 years at the club.

I could be wrong but I think he missed one game with illness. Unbelievable record and a guy who isnt afraid to play carrying a knock.

No coincidence they stank the place out last season away to Seville when Bruno was suspended.



Bournemouth Comms

https://twitter.com/x/status/1780144176601915896

 

[Nollaig O Muracu]

Bruno is a great player in a shite team.

End of.

 

[Purple Monkey Dishwasher]

Bruno is a great player in a shite team.

End of.

About the size of it.

Pissed away his career with us.



Im reading now if we beat Coventry and City beat Chelsea we get the Europa spot?

 

[Philby]

Im reading now if we beat Coventry and City beat Chelsea we get the Europa spot?

That's right I think.

There's also a niche scenario where Man Utd get CL football this season...while finishing 6th!

It would just take:

- The PL securing one of the extra CL spots
- West Ham winning the Europa League
- West Ham finishing 5th

All to play for really

 

[Herbert]

I think it's better for the growth of football if you lot get the conference league . Just think of all the lovely new places the club can visit .

 

[Purple Monkey Dishwasher]

That's right I think.

There's also a niche scenario where Man Utd get CL football this season...while finishing 6th!

It would just take:

- The PL securing one of the extra CL spots
- West Ham winning the Europa League
- West Ham finishing 5th

All to play for really

Lol, watch us lose to Coventry.

 

[Philby]

Lol, watch us lose to Coventry.

One of the Dads at my kids' school is a big Coventry fan so I'll unfortunately have to side with him for that game.

 

[Handy Run]

Lol, watch us lose to Coventry.

Yerrah chrisht above in Shneem

 

[Purple Monkey Dishwasher]

One of the Dads at my kids' school is a big Coventry fan so I'll unfortunately have to side with him for that game.

I felt sorry for Kambwale(sp?) at the weekend.

He did alright at home to Liverpool but that was his first 90 mins for the club at senior level. He's not ready to be playing regularly.

Yerrah chrisht above in Shneem

Coventry are 8th in the Championship.

Like Everton are complete dogshit but even in the 3-0 , Everton had 24 shots (to our 9).

We are just coughing up chance after chance in every game at this stage and the manager isn't even changing formation.

If Coventry are anyway organised they will cause us problems, Im not even yerrahing.

If Ten Hag is shitcanned it won't be unearned at this point.

 

[Handy Run]

If Ten Hag is shitcanned it won't be unearned at this point.

I'm not sure I've ever seen anything out of him that would suggest he's the man for the job.

I get he's in a shit situation but there's managers getting much better results with a squad worth less than Bantony.

That he's publicly pleading to stay on says it all.