The Official Man Utd Thread - Part 3.

[Nollaig O Muracu]

What you SMCs get up to with your all-time top scorer is your own business

Na m8, he was too busy granny shagging.

 

[CharlieManson]

Luke Shaw and Chunkmiro would've taken him under their bingo wings and he'd be having a snack box for breakfast every morning

Or he could have moved to Bumnal and just won nothing for the rest of his career.

You SSB.

 

[Nollaig O Muracu]

Or he could have moved to Bumnal and just won nothing for the rest of his career.

You SSB.

What are you talking about m8?

They prefer Jesus.

 

[CharlieManson]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1765407328315077087

Southgate has to be there for the 'well at least its not Southgate' effect.

 

[Handy Run]

Next guy in will be the fall guy for the clearout phase

 

[Willie B. Hardigan]

Suthgate.

Please Jesus make it happen.

 

[Handy Run]

Suthgate.

Please Jesus make it happen.

Priapism (painful erections)

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[CharlieManson]

Suthgate.

Please Jesus make it happen.

All lols aside I think Ogden has pulled that one out of his ass tbh (fitting for Gareth).

Simone Inzaghi's odds have tumbled.

Tbh they could do a lot worse. His Inter side play terrific ball from what Ive seen.


If its Potter then Id rather Ten Hag see out his contract next season tbh.

 

[Willie B. Hardigan]

All lols aside I think Ogden has pulled that one out of his ass tbh (fitting for Gareth).

Simone Inzaghi's odds have tumbled.

Tbh they could do a lot worse. His Inter side play terrific ball from what Ive seen.


If its Potter then Id rather Ten Hag see out his contract next season tbh.

No way are Southgate or Potter genuine options, United will draw a far bigger name than them.

Ten Hag in this current system has not worked out but a manager of his profile could be exactly what the club needs under new direction but it’s too late for him right now. A new manager is a guarantee and probably the best option for a new start.

 

[RossiRebel]

This is plausible

But it doesn't get you locked up

Maguire taking him on the hols would though.