Is anyone else sick of hearing about Paul Mescal?

Imagine how awkward it'd be to go to the cinema, surrounded by a load of random people, while some lad shoves his knob up another lads arse on a screen bigger than Mallow.

Cinemas these days have very sophisticated surround sound audio too, so you'd probably be able to hear the squelch as the lubed up penis connects with the anal passage.

Although I'd imagine this new Mescal film won't have any such detail. 😪
 
Imagine how awkward it'd be to go to the cinema, surrounded by a load of random people, while some lad shoves his knob up another lads arse on a screen bigger than Mallow.

Cinemas these days have very sophisticated surround sound audio too, so you'd probably be able to hear the squelch as the lubed up penis connects with the anal passage.

Although I'd imagine this new Mescal film won't have any such detail. 😪
Surely his dick out on RTÉ was more shocking?
 
Surely his dick out on RTÉ was more shocking?

He had his dick out on RTE? What show was that, Nationwide?

I suppose he was applauded for it too? Brave. Inspirational.

Imagine if a young woman exposed her clunge on RTE. There'd be an Oireactas tribunal set up ffs.
 
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