Funny/awesome/subjective things you just thought of

[Lord Canuck]

"Cthulhu Cabs"

Lol.

 

[revalade]

Gingham trimmed muff .

 

[Matlock]

Piggly Wiggly's tag line is

"I dig Mr Pig"

I giggle like a schoolgirl everytime I hear of it ;-)

 

[revalade]

Piggly Wiggly's tag line is

"I dig Mr Pig"

I giggle like a schoolgirl everytime I hear of it ;-)

Are you having late night Brandies Mattie ?

 

[Lord Canuck]

Gingham trimmed muff .

"Gingham"

I'm saying that as I type. I'm grinning.

 

[Matlock]

Are you having late night Brandies Mattie ?

Nah, though I could understand why you might think that!

 

[Lord Canuck]

"I dig Mr Pig."

Sounds like something off that Quentin Tarantino. I'mma steal that.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Fred West's brother is called Doug.

So, while listening to the radio:

Radio: 'Police have dug at the house and moved out once again.'

Me: 'Why's Doug there?'

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Radio: Police should have dug west at the house.

Me: Well, is he there yet?

 

[revalade]

"Gingham"

I'm saying that as I type. I'm grinning.

It just came to me- I have just received an e-mail from an art farty sculptor friend and this came to mind . .We were at a dinner and he was very drunk some years ago . He told a story of how his best sex was with a lady who wore gingham scanty knickers , and this inspired him to paint a woman in such knickers and entitle it The Gingham Trimmed Muff .
He related this story to all present and without invitation to do so . He lay on his back in the middle of the floor and just started this rant about it - barking mad he is .