The official BoB Car Thread

[fintan fogerty]

I've seen pornos that start like that Meller. You'll lean the bikes up against a tree and start noshing Handsy off. The full pork will take place with both of you still wearing the cycling helmets.

 

[watermelon]

I've seen pornos that start like that Meller. You'll lean the bikes up against a tree and start noshing Handsy off. The full pork will take place with both of you still wearing the cycling helmets.

Haha.

Bike porn.

Class.

It's the lycra that does it and the sexy shoes.

 

[kevinbitzz]

My insurance went up 40% for no reason this year I think if I was getting a new car now, I'd probably go for an A5... I wouldn't go for a petrol guzzler again I recon..

Jesus,

mine's about 20-25% i'd say, jokeshop like,

 

[TheHands]

It went up 20-25%? OR, it's 20-25% of mine? Mine is high cos of speeding points, location I live in and engine size I think.... so basically, the worst combination

 

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

It went up 20-25%? OR, it's 20-25% of mine? Mine is high cos of speeding points, location I live in and engine size I think.... so basically, the worst combination

i'd say they've clocked you driving past sluts shouting 'heyyyy bitches ....wanna go for a ride??'

 

[AngelaMurphy]

Serves ye right for being queers IMHO.

 

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

i don't understand why cars are queer.

they can drive you to places where there are birds with nice tits.

 

[AngelaMurphy]

Only necessary if you live in the middle of nowhere.

 

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

well they're not "necessary" wherever you live.

they're just good for getting to see sexy tits in different area codes... in a very easy manner. if you like hanging around city gays then i guess you don't need a car... as 98% of homosexuals aren't able to drive (salty pea brains) and are therefore stuck in the one area.

for example... if you wanted to check out what the savage tit scene was like in hindhead west sussex.... how would you get there?

 

[AngelaMurphy]

They're pretty necessary outside of populated centers in fairness.