Next Bond Film Set For Cork

30th Nov 2006

James Bond in Cork
Danny Elbow

Always on hand to promote the interests of the Peoples Republic we have written to the makers of the latest James Bond insisting that to better the current Bond offering of Casino Royal the only place to film the follow up is on the banks of the Lee.

Demanding to be served a dry martini in the Hi-B having been barred for being too posh

The pitch will go as follows: an Eastern European Mafia with links to dissident Russian agents capable of building a nuclear bomb have moved to Cork. Bond has been dispatched to Leeside to infiltrate the gang and eliminate the threat'