Farmers Tan T-shirt
4th Sep 2014
In rural and urban Cork it is a cultural faux-pas for men to tan their entire upper bodies. Only from the sleeves down and the neck up should the brown stuff appear. Long hard days slogging it out in fields where you have to keep your t-shirt on or the flies and bits of field will guarantee death by a thousand cuts.
No Cork woman worth her salt could fall into leaba with a man and be anything but appalled at an all over body tan. To send a Cork girl really wild fellas need to have a sexy farmer’s tan. This not only means you’re a hard worker but crucially that you’re not full of yourself like one of those langers who go to gyms solely to shape themselves into a joke a reality TV show contestant lookalike.
Take pride in your farmer’s tan, people.
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