Dollar and Euro Plummet Against Toilet Roll
18th Mar 2020
In another disastrous day of trading in currency markets worldwide both the euro and dollar have plummeted against the toilet roll.
The rise in the value of the toilet roll is expected to result in the central banks of many countries, including Ireland, to consider adopting the toilet roll as their country's official currency.
With a single roll of 180 sheet tissue now changing hands for up to €80 and the double ply equivalent soaring to €110, hedge funds managers have been pegging clients’ investments to the bog roll in a hope to avoid a major dip in value.
“We need to get behind this quickly,” said economist Roger O’Gargle, “there’s going to be an awful lot of shit to wipe up when this is all over”.
.jpg) |
| Guess who just shat himself |
Sponsors
PROC Mailing List
On Today
 |
Molly McCarthy
|
 |
Friday Jams
|
 |
The Cork Floyd with Special Guest Bockety
|
 |
The Darts
|
 |
Derek Burke
|
 |
The Best Of Cork ' July Summer Series '
|
 |
Mack Fleetwood
|
 |
Outside The Box
|
 |
DJ Big Daddy Can
|
 |
Fiesta Latina with DJ Wilros
|
 |
Ilbuko DJ (Crystal Bar)
|
 |
The Gallivanters
|
 |
Hag Roast with Support From Fletchers
|
 |
Abraham Live
|
 |
Cork Voices Of The Irish Revolution
|
 |
Old No 7
|
 |
Fiesta Latina
|
 |
DJ Mystic Gold
|
 |
The Professional Blues Band
|
 |
Stand-up Comedy Laboratory - Daytime Show
|
 |
Stand-up Comedy Club: Cork's Funniest Feens
|
 |
DJ Jus Me
|
 |
Boss Hogg
|
 |
Tim Mullane
|
 |
Annie Mar: Residency & Workshops
|
 |
Table Quiz For Palestine
|
Forum Latest
Cork Hurlers - Part 2
43 min - 24,185,631 views
The Official Liverpool Thread - Part 2
3 hrs - 4,242,372 views
Jackie Lennox’s gone bang
4 hrs - 40,399 views
The County Board Complaints Thread
5 hrs - 1,124,160 views
Rate the last movie you watched out of 10
5 hrs - 2,972,929 views
Immigration Thread
5 hrs - 736,368 views
Mr Blonde..
5 hrs - 396 views
The Hurling Thread
5 hrs - 6,232,961 views
The Next Uachtarán na hÉireann
5 hrs - 12,366 views
The Official Irish Rugby Thread
6 hrs - 536,248 views
2025 Premier Senior Football Championship
6 hrs - 20,031 views
Roy Keane quits Ireland post
7 hrs - 3,571 views
Woman murdered in Tullamore..
7 hrs - 435,664 views
Trump is back baby!
7 hrs - 447,771 views
Russia's unjustifiable war of aggression in Ukraine
7 hrs - 1,597,609 views
RTE employee in teen sex sting.
7 hrs - 29,375 views
2024 Intermediate A Football Championship
7 hrs - 70,720 views
The Conor McGregor Thread
8 hrs - 659,405 views
The Gaelic Football Thread
8 hrs - 3,079,306 views
The Official Man Utd Thread - Part 3.
8 hrs - 3,898,108 views