As a wealthy,successfull alpha male I can expect the attentions of the fairer sex.To say that not being on the dole,wearing a Celtic shirt and looking like Rab C Nesbit is a distinct advantage in charming the discerning female.However it can have its drawbacks.This young lady whom I met in one of Bennys fine establishments and whom I accompanied home has begun to text me at home and work despite me giving her strict instructions not to.Perhaps I should ring her and put on a thick Norrie accent and say it was all an act,Oscar night here we come.Pip pip!