Should I have the carrot cake?

[Ciotóg]

I'm at home and there is carrot cake. I'm very hungry and I like carrot cake a lot. The only thing is though the wife won't be happy when she comes home as she'll be expecting to have some.

My wife has three modes - happy-wifey, angry-wifey, and crying-wifey. She's special. If I eat the carrot cake I'll have to deal with an angry-crying wifey combo all evening. Is it worth it?

The reason I ask here is because I have contracopismania - the inability to compare really good things (like eating carrot cake) with really bad things (angry-crying wifey). So I can never tell if a good thing is better than a bad thing is bad. It's really confusing.


Cheesecake base can be used to kill bats because digestives are invisible to sonar.

Carrot cake - tempting and fattening but so very yummy!

 

[Persephone]

Veg in cake is just plain wrong

 

[oul'doll]

How come this is newer than Steves 'crying over cake' thread?
It can't be a coincidence.

 

[elwood blues]

try just eating some of the cake

 

[lambchops]

have an ould slice for yer self!

 

[Riordan]

Whatever you do don't cry about it.

 

[fujitsu]

I'm at home and there is carrot cake. I'm very hungry and I like carrot cake a lot. The only thing is though the wife won't be happy when she comes home as she'll be expecting to have some.

My wife has three modes - happy-wifey, angry-wifey, and crying-wifey. She's special. If I eat the carrot cake I'll have to deal with an angry-crying wifey combo all evening. Is it worth it?

The reason I ask here is because I have contracopismania - the inability to compare really good things (like eating carrot cake) with really bad things (angry-crying wifey). So I can never tell if a good thing is better than a bad thing is bad. It's really confusing.


Cheesecake base can be used to kill bats because digestives are invisible to sonar.

Carrot cake - tempting and fattening but so very yummy!

Well are you going to eat all of it or what??
If there is only one piece left why not eat half of it then leave the other half for herself then she will be happy-wifey.

 

[jd26]

Have some and buy a replacement.

 

[Ciotóg]

try just eating some of the cake

I can't do that. When I was small I used try but it used never work. Now look where it's got me - staring down the barrel of a divorce.

Yum.

 

[oul'doll]

I ate half a cake last night. I almost cried with joy as it was so good.

GU Chocolate Tort (tart?) in tescos - get it. Oh...My...GOD!