REAL LIFE women on the INTERNET

[Mick Lyons]

And wouldn't ya have to shave your legs again then before you apply it, you prefer to hit the sun beds do ya, ya fairy.

Stop picturing me shaving my legs you benny.

 

[Hang_Sandwich]

A particular bugbear of mine is lads saying that good looking women are not actually that good looking when they see their picture on the INTERNET.
I think there is a dead set way of spotting the social retards that never score in real life.
Put up a picture of a good-looking Irish woman and sit back and count the number of lads that say she's pig ugly.
Donning my psychologists cap for a minute (I have many caps) I think they like to believe that the reason they don't get more women is because REAL LIFE women are simply not hot enough.
Put up an airbrushed picture of some blonde with fake tits and the usual suspects will be falling over themselves to proclaim she would get IT.
Heh heh. Not from you sad fuckers she won't.

to be fair i usually post She would get it to almost every picture posted on here, the "She wuould get it crowd" tend to be less picky than the "I wouldn't do her cause im a big raging fag crowd".

 

[MissRedSocks]

You might pull yer tongue outa her hole there biy. She's married and will probably be up the duff in a few weeks time, mad for micky so she is (eh I hear that is).

*drop kicks NWB..clean onto the floor...*

 

[RespectableCriminal]

*drop kicks NWB..clean onto the floor...*

Yeah you knew what I meant right?

 

[MissRedSocks]

Yeah you knew what I meant right?

course ;-)

 

[RespectableCriminal]

course ;-)

I knew you'ld know what I meant.

 

[DogTheLangerHunter]

I don't like Irish women's obsession with wanting to be brown.

 

[RespectableCriminal]

I like milky white skin on women.

 

[chabal]

A lot of Irish women (ditch pigs) would look better in real life than on the internet for some reason.

What reason is that???

 

[Shandon Bell]

I like milky white skin on women.

I think what you're referring to is porcelain skin which is gorgeous, but most Irish women have the skin tone of a tepid lobster.