Max Clifford

[Duffs]

So Max Clifford is currently standing trial accused of Indecent Assault (groping) several women between the ages of 14 and 19, over an 18 year period. No allegations of Rape. Just groping.

I just can't help feeling that this is a complete and utter waste of public money. Am I the only one who thinks that these women are making the allegations now because they hope to get a huge financial payout for their alleged "pain and suffering".


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26463068

 

[Green Fingers]

So Max Clifford is currently standing trial accused of Indecent Assault (groping) several women between the ages of 14 and 19, over an 18 year period. No allegations of Rape. Just groping.

I just can't help feeling that this is a complete and utter waste of public money. Am I the only one who thinks that these women are making the allegations now because they hope to get a huge financial payout for their alleged "pain and suffering".


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26463068

I have to agree with you, how do you prove such an event ever took place many years ago and that it was nothing more than harmless fun.
Come to think of it I had my ass groped once many year ago at a student disco in the old Grand Parade Hotel, I wonder should I report it now!

 

[Duffs]

I have to agree with you, how do you prove such an event ever took place many years ago and that it was nothing more than harmless fun.
Come to think of it I had my ass groped once many year ago at a student disco in the old Grand Parade Hotel, I wonder should I report it now!

Only if you can prove that Jimmy Savile was doing the disco that night.

 

[Duffs]

Max Clifford's penis 'neither freakishly small nor enormous', lawyer tells court

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/mar/26/max-clifford-penis-lawyer-court


Now I don't know about you, but if I was a member of the jury I would insist on an eyeball of Maxie boy's one eyed trouser snake, just so's I could make my own mind up.

Of course I would need to see it in it's woken state so to speak, as he's alleged to have ravished the said victims and chucked his muck into or over their various cavities. I'm assuming ejaculation can only be achieved from an erect penis - or am I wrong?

Whatever. The question is this. How is the defence going to be able to prove to the Jury that Max was head of the queue when the old love shafts were being given out?

 

[KSwizzle]

They can't possibly be considering using this as credible evidence can they?

Of course there could be conflicting accounts of size. The guy is 70. What's to say he didnt pop a viagra before doing the deed with one of these women and took no viagra with someone else.

 

[Duffs]

I had a chuckle when I read this paragraph about the trial-

Earlier in the trial, the jurors had to be given time to settle down when a witness told them that she thought Clifford was well-endowed and his penis was very large, but added, "I have a small mouth. I do, my dentist has always said."

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/03/26/this-just-in-max-clifford-s-penis-is-certainly-not-enormous.html

 

[Duffs]

They can't possibly be considering using this as credible evidence can they?

Of course there could be conflicting accounts of size. The guy is 70. What's to say he didnt pop a viagra before doing the deed with one of these women and took no viagra with someone else.

I don't think Viagra was invented in 1984 when the last of the offences was alleged to have taken place. He would have been 40 then.

In fairness my penis used to greet me every morning when I used to pole vault out of bed, but that was in the far and distant past.

 

[skybluebarry]

A guy gropes a woman and he's a pervert, awoman gropes a man and the man is delighted

When the Arcadia was still open they had a big night for Womens little Christmas.I arrived there about 1 o clock to bring my wife and and a few relatives home.

When i got there they saw me and called me out to the dance floor where hundreds of Women were dancing. By the time i reached them my balls were sore from women grabbing at me.

Of course if it had been men doing the same to a Woman the gardai would have been called and it would have been on the news about men behaving like animals.
Different standards
















The worse thing about it is that those Women have been suffering ever since knowing that what they have at home is totally inferior to what they felt that night in the Arcadia

 

[Goatz]

Stone mad for grabbing your junk in the gym too Barry. I had to stop wearing speedo's and wear my old underpants instead.

 

[Duffs]

Q. Exactly how big is your ol' man Max?

A. I can't really say, but do you want to smell my babysitter?