Dunno if this has been posted before but here it is anyway :
This family is driving through town. The son looks
over the seat and asks his father, "Dad, is it OK for
us guys to notice all the different kind of breasts?"
Surprised, the father answers, "Well,sure son, we
of breasts...depending on a woman's age In her
twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and
firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears,
still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are
like onions." "Onions, Dad?" "Yeah, you see them and
they make you cry...."
Not to be outdone, his sister asks their mother,
"Mom, how many kind of pen **** s are there?" The
mother, delighted to have equal time, answers,
"Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases.
In his twenties, a man's pe ** s is like an oak,
mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is
like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his
fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas
tree?"
"Yep,all dried up and the balls are only there for
decoration."
This family is driving through town. The son looks
over the seat and asks his father, "Dad, is it OK for
us guys to notice all the different kind of breasts?"
Surprised, the father answers, "Well,sure son, we
of breasts...depending on a woman's age In her
twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and
firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears,
still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are
like onions." "Onions, Dad?" "Yeah, you see them and
they make you cry...."
Not to be outdone, his sister asks their mother,
"Mom, how many kind of pen **** s are there?" The
mother, delighted to have equal time, answers,
"Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases.
In his twenties, a man's pe ** s is like an oak,
mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is
like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his
fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas
tree?"
"Yep,all dried up and the balls are only there for
decoration."