Jokes thread......

[markyboy]

 

[Mike Strutter]

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[Stromovka]

 

[gaffer falls]

 

[Stromovka]

I was in bed and I asked Siri "Siri, why am I so bad with women?"



This is Alexa ya dipstick.

 

[Lee Bushwacker]

A norrie kid gets home from the circus where he was taken by his Da. He tells his Ma about it.
Kid: "The circus was great Ma. The lions, tigers, clowns, trapeze artists and the mechanical women".
Ma: "Mechanical women? Why are they called that love?"


Kid: "Coz Da said he'd love to screw the hole off one of them".

 

[Stromovka]

A norrie kid gets home from the circus where he was taken by his Da. He tells his Ma about it.
Kid: "The circus was great Ma. The lions, tigers, clowns, trapeze artists and the mechanical women".
Ma: "Mechanical women? Why are they called that love?"


Kid: "Coz Da said he'd love to screw the hole off one of them".

Sounds reasonable.

 

[Stromovka]

 

[King Silkbeard]

True story. My bro could not find a pair of flip flops. Turns out all the RTÉ staff has them so that is why they are out of stock, anyway he recently bought a pair ron Amazon so we laugh that they are coming all the way from Gaza since they have no shortage of them there.

 

[Cormac]

True story. My bro could not find a pair of flip flops. Turns out all the RTÉ staff has them so that is why they are out of stock, anyway he recently bought a pair ron Amazon so we laugh that they are coming all the way from Gaza since they have no shortage of them there.