Intruders in your house

[Loftydog]

Awoke this morning and heard banging around in my living room. Thought it might have been the buddy but decided to check it out nonetheless. Turns out that we had an intruder. Must have squeezed in through an open window somehow. Made a dash for the kitchen where I tried to catch him but got out of my grasp. Then made a go for my stereo system but couldn't it. Eventually, I cornered him and threw him out the window where he disappeared. Gave him a few choice words leaving but don't expect to see him again


Deefer and eleveny know what I am actually talking about here...

 

[ClintofCork]

You should have bate the living daylights out of him.

 

[Kimeartimmyboy]

One solution there pal. Rape. He wouldnt come back

 

[thegillabbeygowl]

My brother produced the shotgun.
My mother was awoken to my father shouting shoot him.
My other brother put him in a head lock.
The pathetic loser started crying.

Its scary Shit all the same.

 

[ClintofCork]

One solution there pal. Rape. He wouldnt come back

Or maybe they will. Win win situation.

 

[Kimeartimmyboy]

Or maybe they will. Win win situation.

I like your thinking

 

[ClintofCork]

I like your thinking

You are very much welcome to intrude my place anytime hunny.

 

[Red Baron]

Hope your ok dude?

 

[Corkonian83]

Awoke this morning and heard banging around in my living room. Thought it might have been the buddy but decided to check it out nonetheless. Turns out that we had an intruder. Must have squeezed in through an open window somehow. Made a dash for the kitchen where I tried to catch him but got out of my grasp. Then made a go for my stereo system but couldn't it. Eventually, I cornered him and threw him out the window where he disappeared. Gave him a few choice words leaving but don't expect to see him again


Deefer and eleveny know what I am actually talking about here...

"Deefer and eleveny know what I am actually talking about here..."

Was it a cat ?

 

[Eleven]

"Deefer and eleveny know what I am actually talking about here..."

Was it a cat ?

A big scary dragon. Or so he told me.