Derek Burkes Solo Project

[ColCork]

Dervla got married and had a baby.
Mary has gone even more religous loopy.
Crystal Swing are now over.

Out of the ashes Derek has a new solo project.

Freed from an overbearing mother who dictated the ethos and direction of Crystal Swing, who knows what direction Derek will take.

Best of luck to the young man

 

[bells of shandon]

Crystal Swing are so bad they have gone viral just like the 2 idiot blonde bros from Dublin
Jedro. Necks like jockeys bollix.
What some people will do to degrade themselves, before they consider manual labour.
They probably assume Manual Labour is a Spanish bullfighter

 

[ocides]

Wouldn't mind slipping his Ma one.

 

[ColCork]

Wouldn't mind slipping his Ma one.

Alpha catholic there brah.

You wouldnt be allowed wear a condom and she might not even let you withdraw.

 

[ocides]

Alpha catholic there brah.

You wouldnt be allowed wear a condom and she might not even let you withdraw.

If this is an attempt to turn me off then its a poor one.

 

[ColCork]

If this is an attempt to turn me off then its a poor one.

Withdrawl would be a form of "abortion" in Marys eyes.

 

[TopicGrinder]

Alpha catholic there brah.

You wouldnt be allowed wear a condom and she might not even let you withdraw.

One in the bum no harm done

 

[Mad GAA Man]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWMMt7yzRks

 

[Meridian]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWMMt7yzRks

Fuck my phone will never recover after that, how fitting for a poster with such a name.

 

[Henri LeHat]

If this is an attempt to turn me off then its a poor one.

Lol