Cold Beer.

There is only one sort of revenge for this, steve.
You must visit a great many hetero, gay and bisexual pornographic internet sites tonight and offer her email address to their mailing lists.

That'll learn the dreary harlot.

Well, it mightn't - but she defo needs to be punished.

What a fucking cruel bitch.

actually it's not all bad. there are somehow around 10 ice cold becks left over from last week in the fridge.

i was not here last friday.

these two facts are not unrelated.
 
I bet they're not, big boy.

And Becks is exactly what Patrick is currently downing.

The 500 ml. bottles.

Sometimes, I like being a man.

i found three grolschies hiding behind the front line of becks. i am taking care of one as i type.

normally i'd go for becks (we have only the small bottles) but i have a fridge half full of grolsch at home so figured i'd get myself into a holding pattern for the evening.
 
i found three grolschies hiding behind the front line of becks. i am taking care of one as i type.

normally i'd go for becks (we have only the small bottles) but i have a fridge half full of grolsch at home so figured i'd get myself into a holding pattern for the evening.

I like talking to people who know "the scene".

An amateur would think that there is no science to this.

Well, an amateur or a proper "nothing to lose" acoholic, that is.

Hide the becks in your desk for next week - under no circumstances let the other guys get suppage.
It's every man for himself in the arena of free sauce.
 
i too love that smell when you open a cool bottle. is it acrid? that means its probably strong. dull and stale? its going to be weak. i love that first, careful sip, as you find out for certain what youre dealing with. that tingly feeling when you finish your first, knowing theres more waiting for you.

in bottles, in cans, in pint glasses. bars, house parties, street corners, in your own castle in front of the box. those occasional warm ones at the beach in summer. stolen beers from an absent friend. that first beer as you come down from being stoned when you can taste every subtlety. friday night beers after a week working that you just plain know you deserve. celebratory beers, conciliatory beers. first beers, last beers.

acquire the taste, acquire the lifestyle. why i might just have a sneaky one now.

This is one of the most beautiful things I've seen written here.

Steve, man, sometimes I just love you so.


And if you're not bothering with the Beck's...

I like talking to people who know "the scene".

An amateur would think that there is no science to this.

Well, an amateur or a proper "nothing to lose" acoholic, that is.

Hide the becks in your desk for next week - under no circumstances let the other guys get suppage.
It's every man for himself in the arena of free sauce.

He speaks the truth.
 
Is there anything like it on a friday afternoon?
The "ssshhhh" on opening the bottle. The smell of hops and barley oozing out of her.
You put her to your lips and she releases every drop of nectar she conceals.

And then the luscious re-sounding belch that a polite person can make only on their own in the comfort of their own homes.

It's good to be a man. A polite man, that is.

yes. loads of things.
 
i found three grolschies hiding behind the front line of becks. i am taking care of one as i type.

normally i'd go for becks (we have only the small bottles) but i have a fridge half full of grolsch at home so figured i'd get myself into a holding pattern for the evening.

Ah grolsch. We got 200 bottles for 100 euro there like 2 weeks ago. That was our nights drinking sorted.
 
I'm off the stuff until Easter. You feens are driving me off my game. May ye all get flat heads. Yes, that's right, I said it - flat heads!
 
Is there anything like it on a friday afternoon?

The "ssshhhh" on opening the bottle. The smell of hops and barley oozing out of her.
You put her to your lips and she releases every drop of nectar she conceals.

And then the luscious re-sounding belch that a polite person can make only on their own in the comfort of their own homes.

It's good to be a man. A polite man, that is.

Fuck sake Man. Im schtill working.

Might ring the other half and ask her to buy me some Paulaner...

Hic.

S
 
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