Alternative career

[Actin_the_Sham]

Let's say that you had to go out tomorrow and get a job in another area of work, what would you do? And let's say that you wouldn't have to go back studying for a few years to be elligible for the job.

I'd like to be a courier for DHL, UPS or some other one. I like driving and you'd get to make small talk with the pussy at reception in the companies you would be delivering to Probably not the most challenging job in the world I'll admit, but for some reason I'd like to do it.

 

[watermelon]

Be a mafia wife.

 

[pudgee]

I'd set up an organic farm. Then I'd write an incredibly annoying column for the Observer about my wonderful life on my organic farm.

 

[exileonpatrickstreet]

i'd become a wrong'un. get myself a hoody and a couple of asbos, and get channel 4 to send me to pudgee's organic farm for a life-changing social experiment

 

[Tube a Pringles]

Country Gent.

Think "George" from Glenroe.

 

[pudgee]

i'd become a wrong'un. get myself a hoody and a couple of asbos, and get channel 4 to send me to pudgee's organic farm for a life-changing social experiment

You know the way every so often you hear reports about wrong'uns seeing ASBOs as a badge of honour? Up in Chapel Market the other day, a fella was selling framed mock ASBOs. One was for 'smoking wacky backy'.

 

[wexchick]

Be a hotel manager, granted an owner would be better manager would do for now.

Or option two get into the extended family business and be Chief Exec of the bank

 

[Actin_the_Sham]

a member of swat

I won't question that you are able to go out tomorrow and join a SWAT team since you're JB.

 

[exileonpatrickstreet]

... a fella was selling framed mock ASBOs. One was for 'smoking wacky backy'.

he should get himself down to freshers weeks. i'd say the hoorays would love a bit more underclass chic

 

[Nicewanbiy]

I'd start a flag stall outside croker.