The confession thread.

[Crankycorner]

A good number of years ago I was on a dry spell that lasted so long I drove to Enniscorthy at 9pm on a Friday night to get some.

 

[BoggyRoad]

When i was 12 i stole a bike from outside the post office on Pouladuff road and abandoned it five minutes later
in the field behind what was then the BIG D,

Thanks!!!! I bloody well looked everywhere for it. I’ll be over after lunch to get it back!

 

[Crankycorner]

On a 12 pubs one year I asked for a half pint of Heineken in a pub. The lad behind the bar rang the bell and announced it to the whole pub

 

[Great-Bit-O-Stuff]

I took an 18 year olds virginity when I was 36

 

[Crankycorner]

I took an 18 year olds virginity when I was 36

Dang that’s deep!

 

[Handy Run]

Dang that’s deep!

That's what he said!!!

 

[Crankycorner]

That's what he said!!!

Yes I see now what I did there.

 

[MrFrisp]

I took an 18 year olds virginity when I was 36

Lucky bastard...

 

[BoggyRoad]

I shot a man in Reno….. I guess most of you know why

 

[J.R.R. hartley]

I unplugged a USB stick without clicking 'safely remove' first.

I'm going to hell