Went Speed Datin' Last Night

 

Went Speed Datin' Last Night
John Paul Valentino

In this desert of love, of lonely sand,
No opportunity to drop the hand

I've searched Havana's, every nook and cranny,
But not once did I get near any Leeside fanny,

I even tried Reardons and paid loads for drink,
Yet no sign of anything remotely pink,

I've kept up with fashion and subscribed to Vogue,
But it counts for little at 2 outside the Br'

 
 
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