Why Cork failed to beat Kerry
29th Aug 2005
New Tactics Fail to Yield Result
By Comrade Brendan Palmer
While the margin between the two teams in Sunday's semi final would not have been anything like the margin a Kerry hurling team would be subjected to at Paric Ui Rinn you may be asking yourself today where it all went wrong. Well the PRC can now exclusively reveal that Corks failure to reach the final was solely down to inappropriate application of a highly secretive training program only recently incorporated into the Rebel master plan.
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