McDonalds Lower Expectations on Pana
1st Nov 2013
Junk food giant McDonald's have reduced their expectations of their obese Cork customers by giving them a full 60 seconds to trudge just 20 metres to their Daunt Square outlet.
At this rate it may take McDonald's fat customers several hours or even days to walk the entire length of Patrick Street unaided.
Not to worry though. Handily enough there's also a McDonald's on Winthrop Street where fatties can stop off for lunch and stock up on burgers and chips before reaching Daunt Square for dinner.
A Bus Éireann spokesman said they may consider establishing a new bus route for McDonald's increasingly immobile customers who wish to travel the long distance between Waterstones Bookshop at 69 Patrick Street and the Daunt Square outlet at no. 64.
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