Man in Serious Condition After Roy Death Stare

4th Jun 2014

A Sky News camera man is in serious condition in a London hospital after being starred for well over a second at by Roy Keane. 

The Corkman was emerging from Le Meridien hotel in Piccadilly when a camera man from the English TV station pointed his lense at The Boy.

The 'death-stare' facial expression used is being compared to the incident that caused the near death of a Scotish football reporter whose phone rang ("for the second time") at an Ipswich FC press conference in November 2009. 

The journalist received the Keane stare for over 4 seconds and now suffers from locked-in syndrome and is fed through his anus via a copper pipe. 

The Sky camera man immediately shat himself and slipped into a coma before being transported to hospital. 

The patented Keane stare has been around for a while according to those who hung around with him before he left Cork for England. 

"Anytime Roy got refused in an offie his aul doll would get on his case when he came out empty handed", said a close friend, "this is the reaction she'd get."