Counselling for Roy Keane fallout

Peoples Republic Of Cork
Counselling Services
for World Cup 2002 Victims


 


The expulsion of Roy Keane by ROI team manager Michael McCarthy has been shockingly endorsed by the FAI Holiday Brigade: a crushing blow to everyone's World Cup hopes. Shockwaves ripped through Cork when the announcement filtered through that Roy was on his way home. Alarming radio broadcasts caused several pile-ups on the Kinsale roundabout and on the Western Road. One reliable source , a motorist, who doesn't wish to be named (as he was uninsured, stoned and out on bail) contacted the website at Thursday lunchtime:


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