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Here’s What Level 6 Lockdown Will Look Like

Here’s What Level 6 Lockdown Will Look Like

The Dublin government's chief medical officer has asked Turner’s Cross Mick to put the whole country into the maximum level of lockdown, but if level 5 doesn’t work, where to then?

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All-Ireland Winners Should be Allowed Park Where They Want

All-Ireland Winners Should be Allowed Park Where They Want

Is it morally acceptable to issue a parking fine or a bollocking to great Cork sports people if they abandon their car wherever they want..

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Show of Military Strength to Celebrate 20 Years of PROC

Show of Military Strength to Celebrate 20 Years of PROC

Our low-key 20 year celebrations begin with a flyover of the city centre by the PROC air force and a military parade...

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HSE Could Trial Conor McGregor Style Press Conferences To Get Covid Message To Dubs

HSE Could Trial Conor McGregor Style Press Conferences To Get Covid Message To Dubs

With ten times more covid in Dublin than in Cork, public health officials should try to communicate with Dubs in a language they understand...

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Government To Use Drone Strikes On Student Parties

Government To Use Drone Strikes On Student Parties

Military drone will detect suspected student parties by searching for clusters of tik tok app users and cross referencing it with the smell of bedsit mould and puke...

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