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‘See you in 7 Years, You Pricks’ – Says Dolphin Head

‘See you in 7 Years, You Pricks’ – Says Dolphin Head

Encouraged by his single figure showing in the Presidential election, Seán Gallagher vows to return from the sea and fight the 2025 Presidential election…

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10 reasons why Cork Jazz Festival is the best music festival in Ireland

10 reasons why Cork Jazz Festival is the best music festival in Ireland

No sleeping in tents, no worries about the weather, your car won't get stuck in the mud and best of all you don't even have to leave Cork...

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Guide to Cork Jazz Festival for Musicians

Guide to Cork Jazz Festival for Musicians

If you're coming to Cork to show off your pentatonic scales, we're really looking forward to seeing you but don't forget to practice your banter and leave the jazz orgasm face at home...

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PROC Guide to Builder’s Bluff

PROC Guide to Builder’s Bluff

The building boom is back. Are you a hospital consultant thinking of getting into attic conversions or the CEO of a Fortune 500 company that fancies a career in roofing? Then know how proper langers treat their customers....

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Awkward Crime Statistics

Awkward Crime Statistics

In Europe's friendliest city more than one bicycle is stolen every..eh....several days. That's a whopping 0.05% of the population. Be careful out there....

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