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Toddler Emailing Mam’s Boss While She Blacks Out on Couch

Toddler Emailing Mam’s Boss While She Blacks Out on Couch

Don't worry if you're a sleep deprived parent whose childless boss expects you to maintain full productivity while minding a toddler on your own, they can help you stay on top of things while you sleep...

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Ughhhhh: Imagine Shifting Someone You Just Met in a Pub

Ughhhhh: Imagine Shifting Someone You Just Met in a Pub

As utterly revolting and criminally unhygienic as it sounds in the middle of the corona crisis, one day soon Corkonians will once again swap saliva in public and nobody will bat an eyelid....

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Dollar and Euro Plummet Against Toilet Roll

Dollar and Euro Plummet Against Toilet Roll

In another disastrous day of trading in currency markets worldwide both the euro and dollar have plummeted against the toilet roll.

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PROC’s Lockdown Survival Tips For Exhausted Parents

PROC’s Lockdown Survival Tips For Exhausted Parents

Running out of ideas and sanity quickly during the lockdown? Next time you get more than 25 seconds to yourself, read our top tips to not having your children taken from you by the High Court....

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Corona Virus and Carbon Footprint: More Reasons To Never Leave Cork

Corona Virus and Carbon Footprint: More Reasons To Never Leave Cork

Even if you don't believe in climate change or you just don't give a hoot, your carbon footprint and the Chinese snots are great excuses to stay in Cork

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