Stuff that grinds your gears

[Crankycorner]

When you don't wipe your arse adequately after a shit and you can feel your arse cheeks sticking together while walking around the place

As a follow on to this. When you’ve used a whole roll of bog roll and your arse still isn’t clean.

 

[Pooman]

Dingleberries although you could put "yanking dingleberries" in the Little things that are immensely satisfying thread

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

As a follow on to this. When you’ve used a whole roll of bog roll and your arse still isn’t clean.

Or when your misses offers to give you a rimjob and then complains about the taste of shit.

WTF are you expecting an arse to taste of ffs, champagne?

 

[Crankycorner]

Or when your misses offers to give you a rimjob and then complains about the taste of shit.

WTF are you expecting an arse to taste of ffs, champagne?

As long as I’ve not had an Indian for dinner my missus doesn’t seem to mind.

 

[MerchantOfEnnis]

As long as I’ve not had an Indian for dinner my missus doesn’t seem to mind.

Tbf what you squirt out after a curry tastes very different to a standard turd. You'd get a bit of flavour out of a curry splash, whereas a normal dump would have that more traditional "shit" taste

 

[hemlock666]

I'm noticing more and more people who walk around the place watching videos on their phones.
Not just Tik Tok and viral shit, but movies and TV shows.
They tend to do a lot it in the busiest possible places for some reason.

These bastards need to be ground into fertilizer.

 

[hemlock666]

Tbf what you squirt out after a curry tastes very different to a standard turd. You'd get a bit of flavour out of a curry splash, whereas a normal dump would have that more traditional "shit" taste

Its annoying when you do a large sold turd that breaks near the anal lips, leaving a small bit that pops back up your arse.

The nip and tuck.