I work with Stanley Stevens

[steve sanders]

You're a langer Stan. I hate you and your meeting notifications are really stupid. You smell, and that's just over the internet you self-publicisist.

you're just lashing out now.

instead of wolfing down a quick lunch at the local fast food restaurant, try ger's deli healthy tuna sandwiches.

yoga can help you relax after a stressful day at the office - don't turn to comfort eating. food is not love.

 

[Ciotóg]

I've turned to nuzzling, Steve. Nuzzling is the new Pilates. It's very funny, I could never imagine humans nuzzling each other until recently. It was always a dog-craving-attention thing until I found some answers on the internet.

On another note I really hate the fashion do's and don'ts thread. Anything that forces one into such use of punctuation should not be tolerated. Make it go away.

 

[Guybrush Threepwood]

He's lying! It's an imposter! Steve Sanders works in one of our offices in Nashville!

We, well bastard mega corporation, have Stefan Sanders working for em. And two Stephen Sandersons.

 

[janglinjack]

I had to ride the motherfucker before she'd fall asleep and i could ride the house

You rode the house? Jaysus man, you must be hung like St. Finbarr's.