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    The Premier League Thread 23/24

    What? Best league in the world. Delighted for Cork and Manchester
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    The Official Man Utd Thread - Part 3.

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    The Niccce Thread

    Seriously? She could have been depressed and he may have a big coX
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    The Official Arsenal Thread - Part 2

    will be delighted for cork
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    The Official Arsenal Thread - Part 2

    West ‘am will do it on the last day of the season to salvage the best league in the world
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    The Official Man Utd Thread - Part 3.

    Cork men are famously furious in defending their womenfolk - the best in Ireland actually. Fair play for keeping up a proud Cork tradition
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    Sports Forum Trivia Thread

    Why in the name of God did Chapman’s wife go for an arrogant, garlic smelling arrogant French pr•ck over such a handsome English lad? Women, eh? Separate question: what county is the second most successful in AI hurling? (Clue in the Q.)
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    Immigration Thread

    what did he say about Cork?
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    Immigration Thread

    A short man should never wear a long coat. (The great Lieutenant Colombo excepted of course.)
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    Immigration Thread

    Heard an interesting take on the illegal immigration debacle from an Irish woman last night. Her take is that it's by design and linked to population collapse. Irish women have a fertility rate of approximately 1,7, roughly the same as other western countries (replacement is 2.1). A fertility...
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    Cork city has gone to the dogs.

    Alright biy, and there’s no similarity at all at all😉
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    Eurovision

    I often wonder how Cork will do in the Eurovision when we actually break out and set up as our own People’s Republic. In my wildest dreams I envision Eurovision with Crystal Swing as our perennial representatives. The absolute pride of it😊
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    Cork city has gone to the dogs.

    Why would anyone think dennisfallen and FSG OUT are one and the same? Impossible, despite the same sentiments and phrasing🤨
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    Axe in the Town

    I'd give him a pass on dissing Dundalk. It's a Cork thing to call everywhere else in Ireland a dump. It's a way of bigging Cork up. On another thread recently someone called Kilkenny "a shithole." I suppose Galway might be okay, but Cork lads would find a reason to say it's a dump too.
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    Referendum on Family & Care

    What way did Cork vote?
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    Irish Rail

    Oh, that's disappointing. But it's not to say there wouldn't be many takers in Cork to perform gamaruche on a BBC behind a supermarket I suppose. And it'd be available to them and they'd be entitled to it too, not like in bygone times. If Kilkenny is a dump, then where in Ireland wouldn't be...
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    Irish Rail

    What? So we now have Cork women sucking off black lads out the back of supermarkets and contracting diseases? Seems Cork has become so cosmopolitan and diverse in the time I've been away.
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    The Official Man Utd Thread - Part 3.

    Was doing my predictions for the weekend earlier and Chris Sutton on BBC website is predicting a 6-1 scoreline. That'd be a monkey spanking scoreline for Noel Gallagher.
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    The Official Man Utd Thread - Part 3.

    The cup win should be a platform for United to build on for the rest of the season. A marker needs to be put down in Sunday's battle of the baldies to leave United snapping at Spurs' heels. Sure, City are good, but to use an overused cliche, form goes out the window in derbies. And if it...
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    What's your favourite porn genre?

    Apologies for going off topic but where are the best spots for dogging in Cork now? Will be heading back for a few weeks in May and looking to hook up wth some al fresco Cork flange.
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