Snakes In The Lough?

Posted on Oct 31, 2002 in Vank Van Oofer

 
 

Snakes In The Lough
Vank Van Oofer

Heilige, recently I am waking up my hostel after a long sleep. I see the Germans have gone cycling or running in the City already and it feels quite late. Looking at my clock I am seeing it is more than dinner time! Wow I am sleeping for so long because they have put so much beer in myself last night I feel the sickness. I think maybe a nice swm experience in the lake would be cool to feel freedom. I am taking the number 3 bus into Ballyphehane and all the peoples on the bus are asking to themselves 'where is this guy going to ?' because I look weird. I have not forgot my safety equipment. Today I have brought new floatation equipment. I am choosing the green in the shop called Pound City.
Tonight the weather is warm therefore I am hoping that my balls will not be made into Schhistooreigen like the other times I am swimming in Cork! Today I am looking more cool than before. You can see one of my legs today, this is a signal in Holland for having been lucky having the sex on the day before and I am pretty sure it was happening for me last night. Many times on the televisions I see the homeboys like this in america do this.


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† As I am coming close to The Lough I also see that there are no other peoples in the lake just birds. Today maybe they go to the beaches, okay with me...now we have more room for Vank! As I am stepping into the lake I feel the temperature in my clogs. Not so cold today, maybe the birds are helping it keep warm with their yellow waters. Quickly I am now sitting in my floatation equipment and gently relaxing into the middle. I am relaxing very much to myself for approximately some minutes and feeling better from the beers I am putting into myself on the night before.
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†† Suddenely there is a boy who is talking very loud. He is making many actions to me but is speaking very quickly and the accent is difficult for me to understand. He seems angry but I am not sure. He is calling me a "mad cunt" but is laughing. Your peoples are difficult to understan because I am thinking "is this boy happy to see me in the water?" or "is he ready to put pain on me ?". No because he is asking me if it is cold and I am saying 'No!'. He is then saying "...well you're a mad cunt anyway!". He is telling me that there are also snakes in the water and maybe they will kill me. This violates the safety code for my person so I am now travelling to the land again to leave the lake. Again suddenely I feel a pain on my bottom. Sometimes in Amsterdam I go the places where I can feel the pain in my bottom for euros but I do not like when I can not see why there is this pain. I am thinking it is a snake so I exit the lake.



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The boy who is helps me and is offering me a drink of cider. He is very loud and very young. I say no because I am still frightened by the snakes and run away very quickly. Near the grass I am seeing the danger sign which tells the persons about the snakes in the lake. I make a note that it must be looking the wrong way and I have to go to the taxi to bring me to the hospital once again to fix my bottom in case of death. The people there are now finding it weird that I am back again. It is dark when I am leaving the hospital so I must go to sleep immediately. No beers for me tonight. I will tell you about more of the swimming adventures very soon.


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