End of the World Called Off

Posted on Feb 26, 2013 in News, Sport

 
 

It has become clear that the Official End of the World will now NOT take place in the immediate future as originally thought. The cancellation comes about due to the anihilation of Tipperary's hurlers by Cork at Pairc Úi Rinn on Saturday night.

According to many "experts" on the INTERNET the world would end in something like a giant free-for-all in the middle of Pairc Úi Chaoimh in mid-July with players, management, clubs and county board thrashing it out in a Battle Royal style civil war which would finish up as a black hole appearing at the City End Terrace.


The black hole vortex thing has been cancelled

This vortex would pull every hurley, sliotar, player, clubman, referee, coach and official into its gravitational field and on to oblivion – never to escape again – thus making Cork a non-hurling county.

Saturday night’s demonstration was reminiscent of some unexpected meteorite strike – this time the target was Tipperary and not Russia and the footage was even captured by TV cameras as Cork beat their provincial rivals by around a hundred points.



26 points minus wan goal and 11 equals a winning
margin of approx 100 points

The wizardry of Jimmy Barry Murphy’s men (and to be fair they’re just about old enough to be called such with only three of the starting fifteen over 25) was mind blowing and although nobody is getting overly excited (we at the People’s Republic only booked a few hotel rooms in Dublin for the All-Ireland final at full time) it is generally agreed that the Official End of The World will now not take place this season.

 
Cork Metro Unveiled

Cork Metro Unveiled

The PROC Transport Authority unveils Leeside's new metro system. Get on board, buy the t-shirt and please mind the gaf....

Read More

December 2016 - Cork Gig Preview

December 2016 - Cork Gig Preview

Up this month to round off the year are gigs from The Strypes, Lisa Hannigan, The Dead Heavys, The New York Brass Band, Talos and lots more..

Read More

Obama Urged to Press The Button And Be Done With It

Obama Urged to Press The Button And Be Done With It

Outgoing U.S. president Barrack Obama has been urged to input the nuclear codes as soon as possible and just be done with it...which on the upside could make getting a bit of schmoke down in west Cork even easier...

Read More

November 2016: Cork’s Gig Preview

November 2016: Cork’s Gig Preview

Check out our 3 min video of all the good stuff coming your way this month including Lake Street Dive, Kris Drever, Will Varley, Chainska Brassika, Anja Lechner & Franҫois Couturier and lots more....

Read More

Iceland Erupts to News of Direct Flight to Cork

Iceland Erupts to News of Direct Flight to Cork

Amazing scenes in Iceland as WOW airlines announces a new direct flight to Cork. When a feen lands in Reykjavik you can ball on to New York as well...

Read More

 
 

Advertising