Articles - The Peoples Republic of Cork

The City Centre in my Tourism

Posted on Nov 03rd, 2002

Dutch individual Vank Van Oofer makes his first trip into the city centre to find a place of leisure but tells us he can't be crazy everyday

Sewer of Babylon

Posted on Oct 31st, 2002

As if getting into that fountain on Shandon Street wasn't bad enough Dutchman Vank Van Oofer takes a trip to the Glen which is now apparently inhabited by legendary reggae star Bob Marley...

Snakes In The Lough?

Posted on Oct 31st, 2002

Once again the tight fisted Dutchman Vank Van Oofer is determined not to part with any grade for a swim. This time residents at The Lough are subjected to his wonderings...

Shandon Street In My Tourism

Posted on Oct 31st, 2002

This week Vank Van Oofer finds that the water in the North Gate Bridge fountain is suspiciously warm. He tries to join in the warming himself...

Lee Fields In My Tourism

Posted on Oct 31st, 2002

Dutchman and Bus Station veteran Vank Van Oofer returns to his beloved Cork with a swimming fetish and where better to start than out the straight road....