Scientists at UCC have failed in their bid to come up with an everyday object that could be carried successfully in the basket of a Cork bike.
Soon after the birth of this website a group of brave and gallantvolunteers who had formed a secret revolutionary army on our online forum posted the following proclamation on the wall of the GPO* in Cork...
A body representing health professionals in the Republic of Ireand has called for the roll out of a national amnesia screening programme after the party responsible for the economic crash, Fianna Fáil, registered a record increase in support in last Friday’s general election.
Sources close to Sinn Féin have said they plan to buy a new calculator watch as a gift to party president Gerry Adams as well as rehiring his old primary school teacher as an advisor in the wake of their leader’s performance in the run up to the general election.
If you have topped the poll by promising the sun, moon and stars to the electorate over the last few weeks and were adamant you wouldn’t go into government with pretty much anyone bar your own mother read our guide to brassneck back-pedalling and getting a fat pay cheque without officially u-turning. Hupyaboya!
A Fianna Fáil election candidate has been admitted to Cork University Hospital with a suspected brass neck after pledging to rid Ireland of corruption and bad economic management.