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10 Ways To Convince Cork Exiles to Move Home

10 Ways To Convince Cork Exiles to Move Home

Our flawless money-back guarantee guide to convincing Cork exiles to return home for good without getting that many dawks in the head...

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10 Ways To Convince Cork Exiles to Move Home

10 Ways To Convince Cork Exiles to Move Home

Our flawless money-back guarantee guide to convincing Cork exiles to return home for good...

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The Best Gift for Proud Corkonians This Christmas

The Best Gift for Proud Corkonians This Christmas

High end beautifully hand crafted string art encased in a solid Irish hardwood white deep box frame. Get it delivered to any Corkonian's doorstep from Allihies to Alaska...

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Pana Papers: Signup for a PROC Offshore Bank Account Today

Pana Papers: Signup for a PROC Offshore Bank Account Today

Got a langer load of spondoolies you need to hide from that tax grabbing crowd up in Dublin but would love your friends to know about? Join PROC bank today and let us make stashing your cash easier than playing hurling against Kerrymen.

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‘Welcome to Cork’ Street Art - Part 2

‘Welcome to Cork’ Street Art - Part 2

There are political langballs all over the shop trying to divide nations and reverse integration and tolerance. We shouldn't take Cork's contrasting harmony for granted...

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So Much Winning: Which double are you on about, bah?

So Much Winning: Which double are you on about, bah?

The FAI Cup double? The Cup and League double? Or the Men and Women double? Your guide to the mesmerising stack of Cork City FC victories, doubles and double-doubles...

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Dundalk Fans To Receive Comeuppance Award

Dundalk Fans To Receive Comeuppance Award

After spending the entire FAI cup booing Cork City goalkeeper Mark McNulty and then witnessing his stunning cup winning penalty save, Dundalk fans are to receive a special award...

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Traffic Box Mural - The Real King of Football

Traffic Box Mural - The Real King of Football

John Caulfield achieved the league and FAI Cup double this year clearly making him the king of world football...

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8 Things We Loved About Dejazz

8 Things We Loved About Dejazz

There's a consensus that this one was the best yet. Here's the simple stuff we liked.

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Start Referring to Sonia as Three Time World Champion

Start Referring to Sonia as Three Time World Champion

As former Chinese athlete team doctor admits those who "defeated" Sonia's O'Sullivan were off their faces we shouldn't wait in vain for the Gold medals to be given to their rightful owner. Instead we should just change how we refer to Cork's greatest ever runner...

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The Case for Cork To Remain Within the Republic of Ireland

The Case for Cork To Remain Within the Republic of Ireland

Like Catalans not everyone in Cork wants independence. Apparently. Time for a balanced review of why Cork should remain under the oppressive boot of the Dublin government...

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Cork Beats Eiffel Tower & Roman Colosseum Over The Head With a Spike

Cork Beats Eiffel Tower & Roman Colosseum Over The Head With a Spike

Spike Island wins Best European Tourist Attraction award so we’ve put together a fair and balanced guide to some of the other major tourist attractions that lost out...

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Who Now? Kingston’s Resignation Should Teach Us A Lesson

Who Now? Kingston’s Resignation Should Teach Us A Lesson

The last two teachers that took charge of the Cork hurlers won All-Irelands – Donal O’Grady and John Allen. No teacher has taken up the post since.

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Mayo Fans To Have Hands Surgically Removed From Faces

Mayo Fans To Have Hands Surgically Removed From Faces

After another bruising defeat in Croker poor Mayo fans are turning to surgery to have their hands removed from their faces. It's that bad.

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‘Charity Shifting’ Will Help Lift Us Say Mayo Fans

‘Charity Shifting’ Will Help Lift Us Say Mayo Fans

Mayo football supporters have claimed that sympathy shifts from people from other counties will help alleviate the devastating disappointment they feel after Sunday’s All Ireland football final.

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Rena Buckley: Greatest Human on Earth?

Rena Buckley: Greatest Human on Earth?

Rena Buckley has become the first human in history to captain an All Ireland winning side in both codes. We compare her to Edmund Hillary, the Williams sisters, Neil Armstrong, Usain Bolt and Péle. Here's the result...

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