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Limerick FAQ for Corkonians
Posted on Jun 18th, 2013Jimmy Barry Murphy's men take on Clare at the Gaelic Grounds at 4pm on Sunday. PROC's Dept of Foreign Affairs offers some essential advice on travel to Mordor...
EMC Cork to Employ Everyone
Posted on Jun 14th, 2013Cloud computing giant has announced another 200 new jobs confirming that 'EMC' actually means Employ Most Corkonians while object-orientated sex among employees leads to java babies....
Beach Reviews: Coolmaine
Posted on Jun 11th, 2013Only forty minutes from the city beautiful Coolmaine beach is a safe bet if you want to avoid cider partying scobes and smelly chip vans...
Win Midsummers Tickets
Posted on Jun 10th, 2013Bag a pair of FREE tickets for Carmel Winters' new play in the Everyman on Friday June 21st....
Cloud Spotted Over Cork
Posted on Jun 07th, 2013Huge concern on Leeside over white fluffy cloud. Emergency services hold crisis meeting. #corkcloudpanic
Cork Cars To Be Powered by Yokes
Posted on Jun 05th, 2013A charging point for electric cars on South Mall shows that the government are taking the power of E's seriously....
Top 5 Leaving Cert Langers
Posted on Jun 05th, 2013Doing the Leaving is hard enough without these five bag balls adding their noise to your already stressed out buzz....
Cork Celebrity Accent Watch - Part 2
Posted on May 28th, 2013We keep an ear on Cillian Murphy, Kat-ill-een Lynch, John Creedon, Fianna Fail apologist Michéal Martin, Camogie Goddess Anna Geary and alleged north African immigrant Niall Prendeville...
Cork Celebrity Accent Watch - Part 1
Posted on May 22nd, 2013Are our famous sons and daughters holding on to their Cork accents or are they losing the run of themselves? Time to get out the cop-on-ometer...
Blackrock Jogging Scene
Posted on May 22nd, 2013You can't just tog out in beach shorts and cheap runners if you want to run in the affluent climes of Blackrock...
More Head-The-Balls on the Bus
Posted on May 10th, 2013As Bus Éireann drivers contemplate strike action here are another five common characters you wish you didn't see regularly on Cork city buses...
Top 5 Langballs on the Cork Bus
Posted on May 02nd, 2013With such low fares these days, buses to Cork are getting packed out and the chances of you having to sit next to some langball gets higher. Here's our top 5...
Stoutfest 2013 June Weekend
Posted on May 01st, 2013Murphy's are bringing Seasick Steve and a load of heads to Cork for a big hooley in the old Beamish & Crawford Brewery on the June Weekend May 31st-June 2nd...
Cork Summer Begins
Posted on Apr 23rd, 2013It's a blistering nuclear warm 18 degrees and there are feens in t-shirts on Pana. The official end of the longest winter of all time is finally here...
The Late Late Blow
Posted on Apr 23rd, 2013Out of the last ten games six have had VERY late goals by the opposition to cost the Rebel Army dearly including a draw last Friday and Monday. Woss de story?
The Gathering:Cork Welcomes Hobbits
Posted on Apr 23rd, 2013It's no small matter: mysterious shrinking signage in the city centre shows Cork will not come up short in attracting all sorts of visitors for Rebel Week...
Top 10 Cute Kerry Hoors
Vote For A New State - Part 1
Freshers Guide To College in Cork
Scobes in the Sun
Dana Had Orgasm in English Market
