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Saturday DIY Enthusiasts Would Have Built Event Centre By Now

Saturday DIY Enthusiasts Would Have Built Event Centre By Now

It's time to hand the event centre tender over to the Peeple'a'Cork. Just give us 100 Saturdays and we'll knock it together. Anyone have a spare trowel?

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Post-Munster Final Raiméis

Post-Munster Final Raiméis

It has been very dry over the last few weeks and things are tough all over the country but did you hear about how bad the drought is up in Clare? They haven’t won a Munster title now in 20 years.

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Cork To Apply For ‘Pure Mediterranean’ Status

Cork To Apply For ‘Pure Mediterranean’ Status

We have the weather so now all we need is to drive like lunatics, make siestas legal and look a lot more philosophical whilst smoking....

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What Team Should Corkonians Follow at World Cup 2018? Pana, Ma?

What Team Should Corkonians Follow at World Cup 2018? Pana, Ma?

We turn the slightest, most tenuous Cork connections to other countries and their players into blind loyalty so you have a reason to scream ‘C’MON ON D'REBELS!’ at your telly every night for the next month...

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Silage Panic - How To Drive a Tractor on 10 Minutes Sleep

Silage Panic - How To Drive a Tractor on 10 Minutes Sleep

Read our guide to holding up traffic, driving at terrifying speeds through villages and sleeping in your tractor....all so Chinese women can give up breastfeeding...

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Ode to Reena Buckley: Cork’s All Time Great

Ode to Reena Buckley: Cork’s All Time Great

With 18 All-Ireland medals and 10 All-Stars Rebel Reena Buckley has retired. Resident PROC poet John Paul Valentino has been spending soime quality time in his poetry isolation chamber...

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Cork V Clare: A Guide to the New Páirc

Cork V Clare: A Guide to the New Páirc

With the concrete pillars and devoted crowds those not familiar with the area might confuse it with Mahon Point Shopping Centre but the all new Páirc Uí Chaoimh is more than a smell of coffee, big brands and long lines of traffic.

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Ed Sheeran’s Personalised Cork Bucket List

Ed Sheeran’s Personalised Cork Bucket List

Top 5 touristy things his nibs should do while he's in Cork. We've even worked out how to play 'Shape of You' on the Shandon Bells for him...

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‘What About My Right to Jaywalk, Neil?’

‘What About My Right to Jaywalk, Neil?’

The #Panaban on cars from 3.30pm to 6.30pm in the city centre is having a devastating effect on Cork's jaywalking community...

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New Cork Startup: Shaky Bridge Analytica

New Cork Startup: Shaky Bridge Analytica

At Shaky Bridge Analytica we throw more shapes than a Midleton dance school and more balls than a Southside driving range. We specialise in data analytics and metaphors...

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New Cork Startup: Shaky Bridge Analytica

New Cork Startup: Shaky Bridge Analytica

At Shaky Bridge Analytica we throw more shapes than a Midleton dance school and more balls than a Southside driving range. We specialise in data analytics and metaphors...

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10 Reasons We Love The Young Offenders

10 Reasons We Love The Young Offenders

The campaign for a second series of the hilarious Cork comedy starts here....

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8 Ways To Have The Perfect St. Patrick’s Day in Cork

8 Ways To Have The Perfect St. Patrick’s Day in Cork

Make your Paddy's Day in the Rebel County one to remember for all the right and the wrong reasons...

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Waterford to Blame for Cold Snap Not Russia

Waterford to Blame for Cold Snap Not Russia

If there's bitterness coming from the east pointing the finger at Siberia and Russia isn't fair. The blame for this weather lies with Waterford...

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National Development Scam - Why Cork Will Never Get Its Fair Share Under Dublin Rule

National Development Scam - Why Cork Will Never Get Its Fair Share Under Dublin Rule

The ERSI have produced another report saying Dublin is a dump and it shouldn't hog the country's resources but nothing will change because of one hidden line in the report...

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CITY EXPANSION: Culchie’s Guide To Becoming a City Head - Part Tureeee

CITY EXPANSION: Culchie’s Guide To Becoming a City Head - Part Tureeee

How to get the most from your compo claim! Plus read our guide on the best corners to ignorantly leave bags of rubbish once your gaf becomes part of the city...

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