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May 2016: Cork Gig Guide

May 2016: Cork Gig Guide

Maverick Sabre, Cory Henry, John Metcalfe and Little Green Cars are just some of the top Cork gigs coming up in May...

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Let Limerick Be The Second City

Let Limerick Be The Second City

Why all the fuss about a former Dept of Finance head's comments that Limerick should be designated the second city? We don't care who comes below us...

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Scientists Fail to Find Object That Can Be Carried in Cork Rental Bike Baskets

Scientists Fail to Find Object That Can Be Carried in Cork Rental Bike Baskets

Scientists at UCC have failed in their bid to come up with an everyday object that could be carried successfully in the basket of a Cork bike.

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PROClamation of The People’s Republic - GPO Cork Event Commemorated Several Years Later

PROClamation of The People’s Republic - GPO Cork Event Commemorated Several Years Later

Soon after the birth of this website a group of brave and gallantvolunteers who had formed a secret revolutionary army on our online forum posted the following proclamation on the wall of the GPO* in Cork...

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Boole’s Gaf

Boole’s Gaf

Despite all the commemorations and fancy flags around his 200th birthday the famous mathematician George Boole's house on Grenville Place had been left in rag order. The logical thing to do was to sort it. So we did.

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March 2016 - Cork Gig Preview

March 2016 - Cork Gig Preview

As well as hundreds of gigs around Patrick's Day Festival the likes of Wyvern Lingo, Marc O'Reilly and The Paul Dunlea Big Band are some of the big gigs of the month..

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Calls for National Alzheimer’s Screening Programme after FF Storm Election

Calls for National Alzheimer’s Screening Programme after FF Storm Election

A body representing health professionals in the Republic of Ireand has called for the roll out of a national amnesia screening programme after the party responsible for the economic crash, Fianna Fáil, registered a record increase in support in last Friday’s general election.

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Sinn Féin to Buy New Calculator Watch as Adams ‘Delighted With Overall Majority’

Sinn Féin to Buy New Calculator Watch as Adams ‘Delighted With Overall Majority’

Sources close to Sinn Féin have said they plan to buy a new calculator watch as a gift to party president Gerry Adams as well as rehiring his old primary school teacher as an advisor in the wake of their leader’s performance in the run up to the general election.

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PROC Guide to U-turns for Politicians

PROC Guide to U-turns for Politicians

If you have topped the poll by promising the sun, moon and stars to the electorate over the last few weeks and were adamant you wouldn’t go into government with pretty much anyone bar your own mother read our guide to brassneck back-pedalling and getting a fat pay cheque without officially u-turning. Hupyaboya!

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Labour Party Poster Spotted in Cork

Labour Party Poster Spotted in Cork

A poster for the Labour party seen on a lampost on Cork city's northside has been removed, boiled in a pot and used to feed a family of six for a week...

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Fianna Fáil Candidate Admitted to CUH with Brassneck

Fianna Fáil Candidate Admitted to CUH with Brassneck

A Fianna Fáil election candidate has been admitted to Cork University Hospital with a suspected brass neck after pledging to rid Ireland of corruption and bad economic management.

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How to Debate Like A Leader

How to Debate Like A Leader

Are you a conniving narcissistic compulsive liar with a brass neck? Then here's our guide to winning your first pre-election leaders' debate...success guaranteed

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February 2016: Gig Preview Video

February 2016: Gig Preview Video

Quarter Block Party dominates the live music calendar for this month along with Gradam Ceoil TG4 and top gigs from The Eskies, Cookie & The Vaudevilles and lots more.,.

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Top Election Clichés You’ll Hear in Cork

Top Election Clichés You’ll Hear in Cork

I will deliver for Cork and gather the stakeholders to get the event centre underway while creating diverse routes out of the airport and abolishing Irish Water, USC and all scobes called Majella and Darren.

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Top 10 Storms Named After Corkonians

Top 10 Storms Named After Corkonians

Right from the off Storm Roy would be howling in your face with those travelling on high horses advised to be very cautious....

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RTE’s Rebellion: Dubs Blowing Up Dublin

RTE’s Rebellion: Dubs Blowing Up Dublin

Corkonians are going to love the new series on the 1916 Rising which features 5 episodes of Dubliners destroying Dublin city and Cork girl that outwits them all...

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