John Paul Valentino Articles
Valentines Day Poem
Posted on Feb 13th, 2010
A poetic ode to the River Lee, if it would only stop acting the langer and stay within its banks...
Valentines Day Poem
Posted on Feb 14th, 2008
Where would we be without a verse from our resident poet on Valentines Day. He gets fierce romantic like..
Ode to Big Mouth
Posted on Feb 14th, 2007
Resident PROC poet John Paul Valentino recalls his first internet dating experience...
Caoineadh John Allen
Posted on Sep 19th, 2006
There's only room for poetry as we salute the departure of one of Cork's most popular hurling coaches...
Went Speed Datin’ Last Night
Posted on Feb 15th, 2006
Our man gets poetic about his big Valentines night out. Contains many bold words...
Poem: Giving up the GAA for Lent
Posted on Feb 10th, 2005
Still wondering what to give up for Lent? Our resident poet lends us his thoughts...
A Valentines Poem For Cork
Posted on Feb 13th, 2004
PRC's resident love poet John Paul Valentino has ditched Wanda and found his true love...
Pana Report: November 2003
Posted on Nov 21st, 2003
One third of Pana is done. Two thirds to go and the deadline is July. Keep yourself up to date on whats going down on the PROC's favourite street...
Exam Guide 1: Stationery
Posted on Jun 03rd, 2003
Don't mind the study just never be short on equipment . That's the message from PRC's educational commitee.....
Valentines Day 2003
Posted on Feb 13th, 2003
What better day than Valentines Day for Mickey Steamboat and his old doll Mary Jane to reveal a few home truths to each other about their relationship....
Poetry Corner: Saipan May
Posted on Nov 07th, 2002
More from the pen of legendary bard and prominent local figure John Paul Valentino, as he brings us the tale of what REALLY happened in Saipan.
Valentino ousts McCarthy
Posted on Nov 05th, 2002Cork's John Paul Valentino today spoke of his "immense joy" at finally receiving news that Mick McCarthy's reign of terror as Republic of Ireland manager is over.
Top Five Wackers and Players
Posted on Oct 30th, 2002Valentino's advice on where to invest your hard earned spondoolies.
Counselling for Roy Keane fallout
Posted on Oct 30th, 2002John Paul Valentino sets up stall in Daunt Square to help the innocent victims.
John Paul Valentino’s Love Corner
Posted on Oct 29th, 2002
Locked away high up in a Castle overlooking the beautiful Cork countryside JP Valentine has written a touching lament with quill and scroll to his Cork lover who is more than just a little temperamental....
Top 10 Cute Kerry Hoors
Vote For A New State - Part 1
Freshers Guide To College in Cork
Dana Had Orgasm in English Market
Scobes in the Sun
