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Bertie’s Ark

Posted on Mar 7, 2007 in Danny Elbow

 
 



Bertie's Ark
Danny Elbow

Dublin City Council announced this week that it is to examine the possibility of building three giant walls in Dublin Bay to protect the city. Global water levels are set to rise and the city's fathers are making moves to preserve Aul Mister Brennan should things get overtly soggy.

Cork: up to its tits in flooding in 2005. When was the last time you heard of this in Dublin?

Despite warnings about polar bears turning up in ice cream vans around Cork the Dublin based government has yet to impose any inkling of a carbon emissions tax to encourage people to buy more Al Gore-friendly vehicles.

If buying out a little bridge with some barriers on the M50 costs '

 

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