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Post-Munster Final Raiméis

Post-Munster Final Raiméis

It has been very dry over the last few weeks and things are tough all over the country but did you hear about how bad the drought is up in Clare? They haven’t won a Munster title now in 20 years.

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Cork To Apply For ‘Pure Mediterranean’ Status

Cork To Apply For ‘Pure Mediterranean’ Status

We have the weather so now all we need is to drive like lunatics, make siestas legal and look a lot more philosophical whilst smoking....

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What Team Should Corkonians Follow at World Cup 2018? Pana, Ma?

What Team Should Corkonians Follow at World Cup 2018? Pana, Ma?

We turn the slightest, most tenuous Cork connections to other countries and their players into blind loyalty so you have a reason to scream ‘C’MON ON D'REBELS!’ at your telly every night for the next month...

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Silage Panic - How To Drive a Tractor on 10 Minutes Sleep

Silage Panic - How To Drive a Tractor on 10 Minutes Sleep

Read our guide to holding up traffic, driving at terrifying speeds through villages and sleeping in your tractor....all so Chinese women can give up breastfeeding...

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Ode to Reena Buckley: Cork’s All Time Great

Ode to Reena Buckley: Cork’s All Time Great

With 18 All-Ireland medals and 10 All-Stars Rebel Reena Buckley has retired. Resident PROC poet John Paul Valentino has been spending soime quality time in his poetry isolation chamber...

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