WOLFY NOTES: Wolfy's 5 Stage Model for Scandi Slut Fucking

[AngelaMurphy]

Originally Posted by Wolfy Van Der Greylocks

i'm putting together a flow chart to illustrate my model. will slap it up - with all "secret ingrediants" edited out.

but just to give you the steps - and it's very important that the steps are followed in order (although 1 and 2 can happen more or less at the same time)... you got....

1) Interest - 2) Attraction - 3) Connection - 4) Desire - 5) Fucky Wucky

Interest is a piece of piss - as all BoBs know... sluts are interested once a BoB walks through a door or opens their mouth.... generating interest only comprises less than 10% of effort.

85% of the effort is in steps 2, 3 and 4 - and wolfy has got some great shit specifically tailored for the Scandi slut for these stages....

5% is in the Fucky Wucky stage where you bend it in to them. Basically, it's about not fucking up... e.g. falling asleep/calling them a cunt/ignoring them when they call your phone wanting to meet up for sex....

Give us an example

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

when i meet you in person... it's too powerful to put on the internet.... if a simpleton got hold of it... they might actually get a hot bird....

[AngelaMurphy]

If it's the deepy choppy method I'll be very dissappointed.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

oh no. it is a process and you absolutely have to focus on it.... but this isn't about seeing which of them is drunkest and then lying about how much money you make.

this will actually work. it is ghey - especially stage 3 - but it will work - 100% sure. and it's specifically tailored for non-english speaking sluts. by the time you're finished with stage 4 i'd be surprised if their panties weren't sopping.

[AngelaMurphy]

I'm intriqued...

[AngelaMurphy]

Actually, I'm not sure I could handle this much power. We always do so well in Scandi anyway without it...

[Claire Bergin]

Yay for sopping pantys

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Originally Posted by AngelaMurphy

Actually, I'm not sure I could handle this much power. We always do so well in Scandi anyway without it...

that's what my main concern is also. the downside of the model is that it does require you to spend time with the slut talking super bollocks... when you could be doing push-ups, throwing snowballs and/or drinking fishies.

i know. it's not like there's a shortage of horny sluts who want to fuck us anyway.

[Claire Bergin]

how much effort are we talking?? More than 12 minutes/slut??

[Claire Bergin]

can you double up?? i.e. use it on two sluts at once??