Yer wan who answers the phone in the FPC*

Yer wan who answers the phone in the FPC*

Do you reckon she never gets the ride & that's why she sounds like such a miserable brown trout because she's knows those who call are getting their bones rattled on a regular basis?

*Family Planning Clinic

TBH, I've never phoned her.
 
Personally, I think they are all grumpy bitches.

I went in there once for a smear and was greeted by 2 of the oldest smelliest grumpiest lookin old ones Id ever met in my life.

Didn't make me feel a bit at ease, especially since it was my first time.
Nah boy, "right get up there and take your panties off"

Ehhhhh

"I said, take your panties off" and off she goes boy, on a fuckin rampage inside me, as if she was looking for a euro at the bottom of her bag or something.

I've never been the same since

Fuckin bitch
 
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