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[jimmy magee]

I da be in stitches reading these. They do a good job highlighting what a fucked up/strange/condradictory/ironic/amusing world it is today.

1. Nagging wife for sale

A man fed up with his wife's complaints advertised her for sale - and received a number of offers.

 

[jimmy magee]

2. Man names himself after crisps

A man who is obsessed with crisps, eating a different flavour for breakfast, lunch and dinner, has changed his name by deed poll - to Mr Monster Munch.