Worst punishment 'Lines' from teachers

Anyone remember Sellotaping two biros together to get the lines done faster?


This bollix of a teacher made me right a ten page essay on the life of a golf ball
 
The Jesuits I had didn't make us write. We had to stay after school in "jug" and memorize great gobs of poetry before we could go home.
 
I once had to write a essay on the life of a dry roasted peanut.

When I handed it to him, he tore it up in front of me. The cunt.
 
I once had to write a essay on the life of a dry roasted peanut.

When I handed it to him, he tore it up in front of me. The cunt.

We did have a history teacher, come to think of it, who would give writing punishments. When one handed it in, he would check the length and if it passed he'd give it his "stamp of approval", which meant putting a big Jesuit footprint on it. Then he'd throw it in the trash.
 
I once got 100 lines of 'na bigi ag rolly polliocht san phairc' in the Gaeltacht for shifting a girl. I do realise that my Irish is shocking btw.
 
I've never forgotten

'A young lady does not use inappropriate language or behave in any way that is not befitting of a Hollies Convent young lady'

1000 times

Because I was heard to say I was so cold I was freezing my tits off

How very Coorse-I hope you have benefited and rehabilitated after your punishment ;)
 
I've never forgotten

'A young lady does not use inappropriate language or behave in any way that is not befitting of a Hollies Convent young lady'

1000 times

Because I was heard to say I was so cold I was freezing my tits off
Clearly it wasn't enough
 
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