Worst punishment 'Lines' from teachers

[SpóirtFest]

Just wondering if any other teachers, back in the day, had a penchant for coming up with really long lines to be written 50,100,..... times?

We had one, who it turns out is now a conviceted paedo, who knew? who loved to give lines that covered 3-5 lines on a page, to ensure people weren't writing mutliple lines at the one time with mutiple pens.

Variations on the theme, and this is 25 years later, so its scary how well ones remembered them being given out, to others of course....

I must always remember and never forget as long as I live that there are 60minutes in an hour and not a hundred as i have been told on numerous occassions.

I must always remember and never forget as long as i live that talking in class is strictly forbbiden without the teachers express permission, and especially not during revision when there is no such provision.

or there is an Irish one which i don't remember so well, started off

'Caithfeadh me mo obair bhail a dheanamh a cheart agus a thuairt isteach do scoil gach la.............................' God i still murder that Irish.

 

[Goats]

I had a fella for science class that was a terror. He would start at the top row with a question and execute each student one after the other. Asking the same question. Row after row until one of us answered the question. I remember being sat next to a buddy in class and the teacher was slaying students hand over fist and quickly approaching me. I did'nt know the answer and my buddy did. I pleaded, whispering, with him to tell me the answer. He did'nt. I was slayed, he survived. Twenty odd of us were slayed that day and had to write the chapter out five times or some shite like that. I love science as a result.

 

[phantom ennis]

Had an English teacher that used to give essays as punishment with obscure titles like "life through a glass onion" and my favourite, "the thoughts of a banana in a banana skin"! 1000-1500 words. nasty addition to your nights homework!

 

[debgor2]

Had an English teacher that used to give essays as punishment with obscure titles like "life through a glass onion" and my favourite, "the thoughts of a banana in a banana skin"! 1000-1500 words. nasty addition to your nights homework!

Those are easy. I'll give you some examples:
Life through a glass onion is like living on the edge. The sun's rays penetrates my body as I weep tears of yellow stench. Will this be my end? Will I die or fry?
My long unripened body shielded in tight green skin yearning to be opened and my delights revealed to moist parted lips.

 

[Corcaigh32]

1500 words was 4 pages like............... of fooooollllsssscappppp

 

[Crisp Sandwich]

We had a fuckin' cunt in The Mon who made you write out a chapter of the history book in red biro, blue biro, pencil every alternating word.

Same fella knocked someone down while driving over the limit a few years ago.

 

[Corcaigh32]

Bet you learned the history though ...............that would be a total head wreck, not to mention your parents going, why are you doing that?, cos it would be obvious like.

 

[optimus]

i was once given a 16 page essay on "life inside a ping pong ball"...i did 16 pages from that small red notebook i had for writing down my homework in... yer man went spastic on me until i said all you said was 16 pages you didnt stipulate page size. parents called and all.. my oul fella was a hero that day in the principals office ..

 

[Corcaigh32]

YOu can imagine the conversation - what possible value does it do to get my darling optimus to imagine life inside a ping pong ball? Is that what will get him his points in the Leaving Cert? Well is it? Can that teacher teach at all ?

 

[UltraViolence]

There was no lines in my day, just beatings.