Haaland when he played youth non league in Norway.
Thank you though.
This place is full of great people who I'll never meet, but who are friends.
My life is absolutely upside down in these last few years, and to be able to come on here and throw shit out to random people has saved everything. I've been on the edge of the cliff more than once, and people here have convinced me to have a chat instead.
There are a few, that leatherette cunt for example, who'd jack himself off to death if he saw my body dredged out of the Lee, but he's no better than Nethenyahtu, and I understand garnishes about as much respect in these parts as Himmler.
Man, life is tough, and I find if tough at the best of times. Thank God for music and Troy Parrott.