Woke School Alert...

[Stacky]

I will have you know that my grammar is impeccable to criticism.And I have a PhD to prove it.And no that is not basic grammar to have a space after a full stop, anybody who thinks so is an imbecile of sorts. Good day

By "PhD" you mean a pass Junior Certificate?

Right?

 

[Stacky]

I’ll have you know that I have a third level degree and have taught English literature studies in Oxford and Cambridge in my time

I sincerely doubt that you could even find Oxford and Cambridge on a map.


Either that or Kellogg's have simply started giving out free PhD's with every 10 boxes of Coco Pops purchased.

 

[rebel without a caus]

I will have you know that my grammar is impeccable to criticism.And I have a PhD to prove it.And no that is not basic grammar to have a space after a full stop, anybody who thinks so is an imbecile of sorts. Good day

I think the word you're looking for is 'impenetrable'

 

[TheEarlofPearl]

Good to see you accepted your mistake.

Peak delusion, fair dues.

 

[Stacky]

I must admit, you do seem a wise sort! I can catch glimpses of your profound intellectual ability even from these concise passages of text.

If there a PhD to manage alts then that is true.

 

[Bwana_Dik]

I will have you know that my grammar is impeccable to criticism.And I have a PhD to prove it.And no that is not basic grammar to have a space after a full stop, anybody who thinks so is an imbecile of sorts. Good day

Holy fuck, this guy is to grammar, punctuation and English in general as Greedy is to entrepreneurship.

 

[TheEarlofPearl]

I am glad that your quest for answers has been satisfied! I hope this will make you think twice about questioning the honour of a former literature professor in future. Good day

What quest was this? Nice to see you are learning though.

 

[SoundMan]

I will have you know that my grammar is impeccable to criticism.And I have a PhD to prove it.And no that is not basic grammar to have a space after a full stop, anybody who thinks so is an imbecile of sorts. Good day

Impeccable to criticism.And

 

[Stacky]

As it happens,I could point them out on a map blindfolded!

Best of luck in your pre-Junior Cert exams anyway.

 

[Eleven]

I am curious, if one of the female teachers got divorced and wanted to be known as her maiden name again, would he refuse to use it? I assume divorce is wrong in his eyes too.