Who is going on holiday??

[sigourney's knickers]

But, but I'm not a disadvantaged Asian

Or....am I

Or wasn't you.

Or isn't he.

 

[Drucker]

Staycation?

 

[sigourney's knickers]

I know a guy from Mauritius, it's supposed to be like paradise but a lot leave for money

Hmm. A Limerick springs to mind.

I once met a chap from Mauritius.
The steak he attended, capricious.

He swallowed it down, then came the frown,

And now his shit is no longer brown.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Staycation?
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Fuck.

That's lovely.

This morning?

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Go to Brazil and tour the country with internal flights, it’s massive and varied. A month is ideal. I did a huge lap of the place

I want to go there. Sau Paulo.

Job opportunity there. Currently chasing.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

All I asked was what is a nice thing to do with a month off.

I've been called a touristic paedophile, an animal killer, a dullard, and a microporous dick head.

Have a nice life, Lads.

Again. Words need to be had.

Fucking disgraceful.

You lot piss me off.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Not mortally offended at all. You really do go Helen Lovejoy on everything these days don't you...

Also, you brought up sex tourism first, so my comment was defence rather than attack.

But you already knew that.

I was talking about my brother. According to Dan because he went to Vietnam alone he is a sex tourist.

If you are single then I presume he has the same opinion of you.

Ooohh la la.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

I was talking to SigY.

Your bro having a rare old time solo in Saigon is none of my business.

You sound like a sex tourist tbh

Saipan.

 

[sigourney's knickers]

Solo traveller in his 50s having a 'great time in Vietnam'?

I don't want to know...




Nice 180° pivot from 'joking' that I was a sex tourist to taking offence that I suggest thats what your sibling is probably at. Nom nom nom delicious hypocrisy.

Now... Haang the fuck on.

Why can't a single guy have a good time down the Ho Chi Min?

 

[thegillabbeygowl]

“The five 'stans of Central Asia - Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan & Kazakhstan – must rank amongst some of the world's least visited and least well-known destinations, making this trip a true journey of discovery.”


Bit expensive, but can be done in under a month!
Have you been to India?
What about Australia?
Or the Middle East, Jordan?