You're a great athlete. You've got strength, speed and legs that go on forever. Unfortunately you use all this to take out opponents in a way that might end a few careers.
You may be a good footballer but who cares - you're a low life. Forget about playing in the spirit of the game - you're happy to use the cheapest tricks around to get what you want. Hope your calf's fully recovered.
You've saved England more times than anyone but unless you're joining Status Quo, you need to lose the ponytail. You're a decent bloke who always does the right thing. But the error-count is slowly on the up.
An Argentinian genius. You're one of the highest scorers in Serie A, smacking home 27 goals in 13 games. You're not a bad bloke but you look after yourself. Especially now that you could be past your best.
You're fit, you're strong and you're out of control. You're happy to pile in with fists, boots, head etc. with devastating results. Refs think you're clinically insane. As does Mick McCarthy. And they're probably right.
I'm the only one who got landed with a crap one!
Absolutely gutted about the Seaman situation i knew i should have been more aggressive with my answers and shouldn't have bothered being so faithful to my missus
