Where to get a girlfriend?

[Hang_Sandwich]

Anywhere, last before the current on i met on the street she asked me the time - the slut

 

[watermelon]

Cos you just oooze sex appeal and boyfriend material is it?


I think Im destined to be single FOREEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVERRRRRRRRRRRRR


It is my destiny.

Instead of a wedding Im having the Im fabulous and single at 40 bash.

 

[BaconChiliBurger]

I want nothing to do with it. (unless she's a gary numan fan, if not she wouldn't last 5 min in mu company)

Also I doubt she's hot otherwise she wouldn't need to be "fixed up". I'd imagine they think i'd get on with this wan. I can keep myself company thank you very much. I'll have nothing to do with this.

dead right,

my biggest problem with it would be the fixed-up aspect of it

cheeky fuckers

 

[Langer Dan]

Cos you just oooze sex appeal and boyfriend material is it?


I think Im destined to be single FOREEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVERRRRRRRRRRRRR


It is my destiny.

Instead of a wedding Im having the Im fabulous and single at 40 bash.

nonsense, youl be back married to Den Joe, working the farm in no time

 

[watermelon]

nonsense, youl be back married to Den Joe, working the farm in no time

Local chippie actually.

 

[HappyMonday83]

Gary Numan is a god

You knows it mo-fo.

 

[HappyMonday83]

dead right,

my biggest problem with it would be the fixed-up aspect of it

cheeky fuckers

I never thought of that, maybe they think i'm a sad fucker who needs a girlfriend.

Pffft what am I saying, i'm a legend.

 

[BaconChiliBurger]

I never thought of that, maybe they think i'm a sad fucker who needs a girlfriend.

Pffft what am I saying, i'm a legend.

one of my friends actually said a similar thing to me over the weekend

"I've a really nice friend, that you'd really get on with. She's a really nice girl"

to which I replied (I was after a few beers )...

"Jesus insert-friends-name I don't want to meet someone NICE ... I want someone filthy!"

she was disgusted ... everyone else though it was hillarious.

 

[Hang_Sandwich]

Cos you just oooze sex appeal and boyfriend material is it?


I think Im destined to be single FOREEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVERRRRRRRRRRRRR


It is my destiny.

Instead of a wedding Im having the Im fabulous and single at 40 bash.

you will not - and that is that

 

[3pointplay]

Suggest to start by getting a life

I suggest you read my signature